Funny stories 1
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat ?circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, ?Don?t shoot!?
The hunter responded, ?Don?t quack.?
Katie O?Connell, Warrenville, Illinois
The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.
?How old are you?? a tenant asked.
?I?m 81 years old,? he answered.
The tenant shook her head. ?They sure grow up fast, don?t they??
Thomas Clements, Catonsville, Maryland
My high school assignment ?was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served ?in the Philippines during the war, ?I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, ?Did you ever kill anyone??
Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, ?Probably. I was the cook.?
Marian Babula, Penn Run, Pennsylvania
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patient?s room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she ?remarked, ?An apple a day keeps ?the doctor away, right??
?That?s true,? he agreed. ?I haven?t seen a doctor in three days.?
Larry Jensen, Englewood, Colorado