Telomerer, antioxidanter og frie radikaler

Jokes of the day

Paddy and Murphy are havin’ a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, “Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?” Murphy thinks for a minute then says, “That’s easy. It’s ‘cos if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the friggin boat!”

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There was a blonde driving in the country side when she went around the corner and saw an ocean of wheat fields. Then she saw a blonde in a row boat frantically paddling. The blonde driver yelled out, “Hey! It’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name and if I knew how to swim, I’d swim out there and kick your ass!”

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Q: Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?
A: They taste funny.

 

Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

 

Love, LOL, every day

Brian

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